by Kathleen M. Muldoon
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius-you just don’t recognize it yet.
Are you rolling on the floor laughing? No? All right, let’s see what you think about this one:
Student: Can I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not! That would be unjust.
Student: Good! I didn’t do my homework!
Aha! I see that one got a few more of you. All right, for all you holdouts out there, here’s my last try:
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A [...]
