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KIDS IN ACTION: Knock, Knock

by Kathleen M. Muldoon

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius-you just don’t recognize it yet.

Are you rolling on the floor laughing? No? All right, let’s see what you think about this one:

Student: Can I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not! That would be unjust.
Student: Good! I didn’t do my homework!

Aha! I see that one got a few more of you. All right, for all you holdouts out there, here’s my last try:

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A [...]

SPORTS ROUNDUP: June 2006

By Jennifer M. Rodriguez and Tom Scott

29th Annual Five Boro Bike Tour in NYC

Joining tens of thousands of recreational cyclists and fitness enthusiasts from around the globe on Sunday, May 7, in the New York City’s 29th Annual Five Boro Bike Tour were members of United Spinal’s own Handcycling Club.

The tour, the largest recreational cycling event in the United States, was organized by Bike New York and the New York City Department of Transportation and sponsored by Con Edison. The 42-mile tour kicked off in lower Manhattan and traveled over streets, avenues, highways, and bridges in every borough, culminating [...]